i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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