I faked an abortion last night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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