I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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