I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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