im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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