new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Randomize
