I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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