whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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