I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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