i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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