I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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