We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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