sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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