ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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