So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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