Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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