question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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