How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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