Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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