Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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