He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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