so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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