he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You've changed since you got that strap on
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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