Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
