Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
