i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I would fuck him just for his dog
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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