I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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