My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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