glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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