There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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