I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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