Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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