I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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