They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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