dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
