So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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