There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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