I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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