I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
