Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
only if we run a train.
done.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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