I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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