i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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