Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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