The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need to calm my uterus...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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