Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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