My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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