big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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