your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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