like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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