took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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