Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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